The other day I had a dream I was pregnant with twins (thanks Crystal) and I was married to Shaq (Shaquille O'Neal). He wasn't faithful, so it wasn't like we ever saw eachother but I didn't mind because I got to sleep in his bed (I saw it on cribs) which is pretty cool since its like 13 feet wide. All I could think about is "I can't have Shaq's twins, they are going to be enormous!". So all night I was freaking out about having 3 foot twins coming out of me. The end.
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